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shady-bacon:

faeiouck:

“all slytherins are evil”

“all gryffindors are good guys”

“ravenclaws are nothing but nerds”

“hufflepuffs don’t do anything”

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Name one evil Gryffindor. One.

peTER PETTIGREW YOU LITTLE SHIT DO NOT QUESTION ME

Posted 1 hour ago With 5,175 notes

pauloferreiraa:

i-msherlocked:

themagicrose:

biebersluke:

jan-os-ki-an-s:

illestddlovatos:

divakey:

CAN YOUR MAC DO THIS? DIDN’T THINK SO.

TEAM MICROSOFT.

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OMG IT’S BACK YESSSSS

IM CRYING OK HGFJH

but the beginning is such a rich sound i could listen to it all day 

I could listen to this all day omg

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I tried to scroll past this and I couldnt

ME GUSTA

its fucking back

Posted 1 hour ago With 747,323 notes

dean-ilostmyshoe:

DEAN-ILOSTMYSHOE’S 500 FOLLOWER GIVEAWAY!!!!!!

Items Include:

  • 5 All Time Low Posters
  • Don’t Panic CD by All Time Low
  • 3 All Time Low shirts 
  • All Time Low Baltimore Crewneck 
  • Glamour Kills “Keep Breathing Keep Loving” Crewneck
  • Size 8 Red Toms (never worn) 
  • Size 7.5 Black Converse (never worn) 
  • 2 Zine Hoodies (never worn and tags still on) 
  • Black And Pink Bikini (never worn)\
  • 2 Neff Beanies
  • 30g Black Ipod
  • Baby Blue DSI
  • Perks of Being A Wallflower by Stephen Chbosky
  • Go Ask Alice
  • Will Grayson, Will Grayson by John Green & David Levithan
  • The Fault In Our Stars by John Green
  • The City of Bones by Clarissa Clare 
  • The Hunger Games Series by Suzanne Collins 
  • Percy Jackson and The Olympians Series by Rick Riordan
  • The Heroes of Olympus series by Rick Riordan 

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  • year is 2392
  • child: mommy i can't sleep
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  • mother: WALK INTO THE CLUB LIKE WHAT UP, I GOT A BIG COCK

Posted 1 hour ago With 302,851 notes

trenzallor:

gothicpretzel:

blink182andbeyond:

who the fuck says Tumblah. It obviously comes from the word tumbler, which is pronounced Tum-blur = Tumblr. No shit.

Ummm if you’re from the Boston area, there’s a good chance you say it Tum-blah.

I’m Australian and I say Tum-blah

Cosmo Sex Tip #676

shoe-inhibitions:

When he cums in your hand, wipe it on his forehead and whisper: “Simba”

Posted 1 hour ago With 4,907 notes

rabioheab:

so do you guys think the world is going to end in 2012 or what 

Posted 1 hour ago With 20,342 notes

Pete Wentz taking food from a homeless man and then laughing about it

He didn’t take it from him,the bottom photo should be on top,he was being a good person and giving that man that bag of food.

no he stole it

Wow, seriously? Go search it up. He was being a good person. And if you look closely at the first photo anyways, Pete’s hand is just about ready to let go of it. He is obviously giving it. God, i hate people sometimes. Even if this is a joke just to get people worked up. You are fucking stupid. Get something better to do. God.

no he stole it

emkatmal:

electricsundials:

notpossibleoswin:

elkane:

Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools.

IT ALL MAKES SENSE.

Then Inception happens

Nobody else understood when I tried to connect those dots.